Don't you hate how most love-themed greeting cards are overly sappy and annoying? Yeah, same. That's why I made this one. It's pink, so you're rolling your eyes like "cool, another boring cliche about how you're my moon and my stars or whatever," but then you read it and you're like "ohhh there is an f-bomb in here!" Yep. I'm here for you, weirdos.
The full quote, which comes from the film <i>Punch Drunk Love</i>, reads:
"I'm looking at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."
I drew this design completely by hand with pen and paper, then vectorized and digitally colored it.
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Printed: USA using eco-friendly inks and practices
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Paper: Recycled, uncoated 110# card stock (small flecks are normal)
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Inside: Blank
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Size: 4.25 x 5.5"
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Envelope: Recycled white
▶ READY TO SHIP via USPS First Class or Priority Mail, both with tracking number.